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Dream

9:03am CST Saturday 9 December 2000

(dream)

At the conclusion of a TV game show, with Karla and I as contestants (same team), the sparkly glittery dancing ballet people were spinning with a guy holding the arm and leg of a woman and spinning around so she was an airplane (like we might do for a small child) and she was holding onto two other people and all three unexpectedly slipped from his grip and slid across the floor holding on to one another like sky divers in formation, sliding spinning across the floor and out the door and to another room, camera Two had to watch from a broader viewpoint to watch the crazy action. Others were trying to stop the renegade sliders, but they seemed frictionless and apparently quite massive. Finally they were stopped and the crisis was over.

Freds Uni

09 December 2000

   Date:  Sat, 9 Dec 2000 16:20:28 -0800 (PST)
     To:  Rob
Subject:  yo uni
   From:  Fred

Thanks, G.

When I first saw the uni box, it was the written side,
and I was like,
"I guess this is my Christmas card."  Then I saw the
other side, and I
had to laugh.  I didn't bust out or anything, just
chuckled and shook
my head.  The cutie in front of me thought it was
cool, too.  "Is that
yours?" she asked.  "Yeah, that would be my brother." 
Unfortunately,
the conversation went no further.  I got lots of
chuckles and stares
on the way home.  Every one of the stamps had been
canceled by a
stamp.  Sometimes they get lazy and just draw lines
down each row, but
not this time.  I took several pictures.  It took me a
while to unpack
it because of all the comics.  Fortunately, I learned
the name of the
cartoon "Get Fuzzy" that I'd seen once and couldn't
remember where.  I
tried a few of the edible packing thingies, and they
really did taste
like stale, unflavored Cheetos.  I thought about
crisping some up in
the oven, but figured I'd just end up with crunchy,
unflavored
Cheetos.  Somehow, I don't think you needed to pad the
inside of the
seat holder thing.  I also noticed that you let the
air out of the
tire to save on weight.  I haven't yet taken it out on
the highway,
but hope to have time for that soon.  Thanks for
sending it to me.

-g