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Entries this day: jason_aim jason aim 2:21pm Wednesday 21 March 2001 Jason: Butt monkeyRob: monkey butt Jason: Monkey Butt Rob: haha Jason: ahh, you beat me to it!! Jason: FINE! Jason: ENIF Rob: fine you slow typin' cry baby titty mouse monkey butt! Jason: Your brain is so small I could magnify it ten times and put it onthe edge of a razorblade and it would look like a beebee rolling down an eight lane highway. Jason: !!!!!! Jason: Bonkey Mutt Rob: Oh yeah? Well, I could magnify your brain with an electron microscope and it would look like a peepee hole on a tick from fifty billion light years away! Jason: Your brain is the size of the nutron of an atoms peepee hole. Rob: Oh yeah? I could drop your brain off the edge of a sheet of paper and it would never hit the ground! Jason: SO!!!!!! Jason: You SMELL!!! Rob: What are you going to do about it? Jason: Well, I'm not going to smell you.. Jason: thats for sure... Rob: Fine!!!!! Jason: I don't have a death wish!!!1 Rob: you went to a fart stinking contest and they cancelled it cause you killed all the judges! Jason: God, you smell like hells BFI porta potty. Rob: I have a gas mask on right now so I don't have to smell you! Jason: I wouldn't take you to a dog show... Rob: You put the Stink in Stinkadena! Jason: Even if you had a chance to win!! Jason: Which you don't!!!!! Rob: Your dog smells! Jason: Your cat is not of optimal weight!!! Jason: Top that!! Rob: THAT DOES IT! Rob: You you.... (sniff!) you. Jason: Veitnamise wanna be!!!! Rob: Bwahhhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Rob: My cat isn't fat, fucker! Rob: bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Rob: Vietnames wanna be??? That's not a cutdown is it? Jason: Your cat is so ugly even dogs wont chase it. Rob: Your dog is so ugly even *ugly* dogs won't look at it! Rob: Your dog is so skinny he slipped down the shower drain! Jason: Your cat is so fat it's blood type is rocky road!!! Rob: Your dog is so skinny you used him to sew a button on your jacket! Jason: Your cat looks like a beanbag Rob: Your dog is so fat you can't even make a house big enough for him! Rob: Your farts smell like you ate a bean bag! Rob: fat cat fart smeller! Jason: Um, my dog is a greyhound, the fat jokes don't really work. Rob: fat cat fart smellah! Jason: Fat farting cat owner!!!! Rob: Your dog is so fat, he can't even swim in your pool! Rob: Fart smelling vacuum cleaner helper! Jason: Your cat is a Mormon!! Rob: Your dog is a dyke! Rob: Your cat is dead cause your dog is so skinny the cat ate it! Jason: You cat is the afterbirth of a lesbian cluster fuck. Rob: Your dog flies world war II combat jets with snoopy! Jason: Your can is the poster cat for the keep abortion legal group. Jason: cat Rob: your don is the dongest dong of dongland! Jason: Your cat has the smallest dong in gongland. Rob: You have the smallest stocks in portfolioland! Jason: It has to use a contact lens for a condom. Jason: Did I tell you your acct. is at 0 Jason: !!!!!!! Jason: Oopps Rob: Your dog uses sun dried tomatoes for frisbees! Rob: gotta go Rob: Peace out G Jason: No Jason: You cant go Jason: If you go that means your cat is the dumbest worst cat ever. Jason: I WIN!!!!! Jason: Good bye, sad sad fool. Rob: HAHA! Your dog is so skinny he uses an electron orbital path for a collar! Jason: No he doesn't Rob: yes he does! Rob: I have him right here in a baby's thimble! Jason: ldfsghsdfh;gsfhdbdfbhdfghdf;bjk Jason: dfkbnkldjfbg;sdfjkbv;ajkfbvzskldfjbva;fjkbvzskdfbk;asfjbg Jason: fjdnkfzb,xcbnlfjbgzldxjbhzdljbn,zdfmbnzf Jason: zjvbnz,fmbnlskhjgwo48t9384grbvhhnjdej Jason: 46jmstjsrtjsgjmaertkdejaetj Jason: jsjstjksrej Jason: sjsr Jason: jsr Jason: jrj Jason: sgj Jason: rjsr Rob: Oh yeah? Well asdf908723rjadof9oqw87cr9 mc987wjer987asf0w8ae7raui wefyjc0q238r7af Rob: fine! Jason: fine Jason: !permalink prev day next day |