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1:30pm Friday 6 April 2001

I'm at work with 50 million things to do and interruptions everywhere. But the biggest wacked out thing is that our lovely client in Signapore is stuck talking to computer-unsavvy HR people instead of to the IT people who *should* know something about security.

They are all crying because they're afraid to turn on javascript on their browsers, afraid that a horde of hackers are just fucking waiting to attack their system the moment they turn on javascript. Further, they are actually protected within a firewall and have no internet access anyway! So the IT people are all, "no we don't want to give our users access to your web server; we'd rather host the survey on our server."

Okay, fine. They can pay the $10,000 just for the licenses required and hire people who know how to fucking program SAS in Signapore. Um, false. That solution would just be silly.

So I was all, "just allow them access to our server using SSL encryption," which I believe should pretty much guarantee that it's our server that is being reached, and not some s00p3r-l33t-h4x0r server spoofing our identity.

My Singnapore contact will call me back on Monday night with their response.

BUT!!!! Dammit, I just looked and SSL is not set up on our server now that we upgraded the machine. I know I set it up in September, but the box got upgraded (and maybe reformatted) so I'm not sure that I can find the SSL keys. We'll see.

Blah.

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Baseball

6 April 2001

Jason: hello fellow
Rob: yo jack
Jason: what is it that you are currently doing?
Jason: You wanna go to an Astros Game sometime soon?
Rob: asking my homey about SSL encryption and how hard it is to hack
Jason: why you wanna hack shit?
Rob: I don't care about the astros, but I wouldn't mind hanging out with you.
Rob: I'm not trying to hack it; I'm trying to tell someone how hard it would be to hack
Jason: I don't care about the astros either, but it is something to do and I can get free tickets.
Jason: ahh
Jason: how hard would it be to hack?
Rob: hard
Rob: I think
Rob: At the enron field?
Jason: yeah, enron
Rob: hmm
Jason: you think wrong, I can hack that system with my eyes closed and my thumbs inmy butt.
Rob: that might be interesting just to check out the field.
Rob: your thumbs are always in your butt
Jason: yeah, I've been once, it was nice.
Jason: so, whats wrong with that?
Rob: Will you pay for parking and food?
Jason: no
Jason: I don't have any money.
Rob: How many tickets can you get?
Jason: As amny as I want within reason
Jason: how many we need?
Rob: i dunno
Rob: Wende might want to go
Jason: we can do that.
Rob: I wondered if it would just be you an' me or a bunch of our friends an shit
Rob: I'd have more fun probably if it was just you and me
Jason: Um, either way, I thought it would be cool if it was just us.
Rob: When's the game?
Rob: Or what options do we have for choosing a game?
Jason: I can get tickets to any game.
Jason: my friend works in the ticket office.
Jason: I just call and say, "what is up Ryan, can you get me tickets for the game tonight?" and he says, "Hell yeah, how many you need brotha?" then I say "How many you got?"
Rob: nice.
Jason: Then I just go to the reserved ticket counter that never has a line and tell them my name and they give me the tickets.
Rob: nice
Rob: let me ask my boss (the baseball nut) what would be a good game.
Rob: Do you want to go on a crowded day or not crowded?
Rob: I say not crowded - medium crowded
Jason: either way, I don't really care...
Rob: hang on
Jason: everytime I get tickets the seats are awesome.
Rob: nice
Rob: I'll consult with my boss in a bit.
Jason: about 5 seats back between the plate and the dugout.
Rob: What days of the week can you go?
Jason: you can talk to the batter on deck.
Rob: I cannot go on Mondays or Tuesdays
Rob: wow
Jason: I can't go on Wed.
Jason: Thats about it.
Rob: I'd be all, "uuuhh woah, you have a big bat."
Jason: Thats gross Rob.
Rob: You mean, funny?
Jason: funny gross
Rob: fair enough
Jason: When you wanna try and go?
Rob: maybe tonight?
Jason: I got plan tonight already.
Jason: Sometime in the next week or two.
Rob: fine
Rob: hang on
Jason: k
Rob: How about Wednesday 25 April?
Rob: 7:05pm
Jason: killer, I can most likely switch my late night with someone that week.
Rob: cool
Rob: oh shit
Rob: that's the one day you said no
Rob: I forgot
Jason: I might be able to swing it.
Rob: how about Friday the 20th or 27th?
Jason: That wed would be okay I'm pretty sure.
Rob: BUT!....
Rob: hang on
Rob: On the 20th and 27th, they have promotions.
Rob: Let's decide depending on which promotion is cooler
Jason: I see.
Jason: I'm sure I can get us the promotions free anyway.
Rob: Friday April 20, 2001 - Beverage Holders (Budweiser)/Sample Card Packs (MLB)
Rob: Friday April 27, 2001 - Coffee Mugs (Metal Sawing Technology)
Jason: coffee mugs?
Jason: i guess?
Rob: cool
Rob: we can smash them off the top of the stadium
Jason: yeah!!!!
Jason: we can throw them at the players.
Rob: awesome!
Rob: Hey man, wake up! here's some coffeee!!!!
Jason: Yeah, or if we don't like the guy that hits the ball we can throw the mugs at him on his way to 1st base.
Rob: Or we can throw them at the guys who strike out
Jason: yeah, gimps.
Rob: "hey buddy, give me your mug, I already threw mine at the last guy..."
Jason: right on, we can tie string to the handles and just pull them back.
Rob: Yes!
Rob: Here's some coffee!! Psych!!!!
Rob: until the batters smash the cups with their bats
Rob: like piņatas.
Rob: That would be cool!
Jason: that way, we will be having fun, and conserving our limited natural coffee mug resources.
Jason: having fun the responsible way :-)
Rob: true dat
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Wow!

I was talking to Karla about my desire to travel but feeling constrained partially be Wende, partially by my great job here. She apparently kept thinking about it on her way home and wrote this message. My reply is below.

-----Original Message-----
From: Karla
Sent: Friday, April 06, 2001 4:37 PM
To: rob
Subject: Make the box bigger


Just rambling here and continuing the conversation.....

Sometimes you don't have to think outside the box - you just have to make it
bigger so that it holds everything you want.  Instead of thinking that there
is inherent conflict in what Wende wants and what you want - can we define a
way for both of you to get what you want?  As far as the support you can get
from us - from work - let's use the trip to Australia as a paradigm and go
from there.  We are beginning to see you step into bigger and more
responsible roles.  We LOVE you and having you on the team.  Do we love sad,
restricted Rob, or Tigger Rob?  Well - it has to be Tigger Rob, doesn't it?
But, interestingly enough, Tigger Rob is showing lots and lots of strength
and responsibility as well as enthusiasm.  So - we have to look for
opportunities that will nourish the Tigger in Rob as well as challenge him
to get even stronger.  It seems that we can look for ways to make traveling
to odd and unusual places a reality.  We may not be able to do it for months
or even weeks at a time - but - for instance - if we look at the future of
the Singapore project - with you as our primary interface - we can look for
ways to shape it so that it becomes a trip to Singapore - with a stop in
Nuie?  The primary benefit from working in a small company and being a key
player is that you can shape things - so we have to look at ways to shape
things so that you keep the security and the adventure all at once.  Let's
stay open to possibilities.


WE AREN'T [one of our big bureaucratic clients]!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!

K.

OH MY GOSH! SO Excited to read such an incredible email!!!!

From: Rob
Sent: Friday, April 06, 2001 5:20 PM
To: karla
Subject: RE: Make the box bigger


OH MY
GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you could see the look of WOW on my face, you would never forget it in
your whole life.

Wow.

WOW!!!!!

You are the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I realize that we haven't bought tickets to Singnapore yet, but just the
idea that it could be in your brain has made my day!!!!!!!!
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