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6:58 am Saturday 9 June 2001

We arrived around 4am and I was happy to remember *most* of the names of youth who came to say HI and get a Rob Hug. :-)!!

Been awake talking to:

• Becky T, the adult in charge of the rally
• Laura Douglas with
  1. Ryan M about the board repressing youth worship.
  2. Nick G about the YAC not controlling youth enough.

Now I'm outside tossing the disc with Tanner and Mattboy.

10:01 am

Houston is pretty flooded, Wende's friend Julie had two feet of water in her house. ouch!!!

Our house is okay. Did I just write that? Wende is going to Julie's house to help her clean.

Wende got home from work at midnight last night.

It's as flooded as it was when I took pictures with Eric.. Cars were abandoned on Westeimer and Shepered, and it's entirely wack. I would really like to be there to take pictures!!!!!!

Wende says HI.

I'm going to sleep now. I've slept 4 hours so far since Friday morning.

OKC sat PM

1:53 pm

Awake now.

My neck and back are so tight; I'm going to call Kathy Fey, my massage therapist to make an appointment.

It's a ghosttown outside. (?)

Fuck! they must all be at the Social Action thing; I didn't intend to miss that, but I had to sleep. Dammit.

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Report from Kathy Fey in Houston: West Gray was under water. That's *fucking* high ass water. If West Gray was under water, a ton of other streets were under water. I've never previously seen or heard of water that deep in Houston.

18 wheelers were floating on I-10 at TC Jester

Cars were parked on the sidewalk at Starbucks to get out of the water on the street.

I-45 was closed last night at Conroe. (I told her, 'we know' and briefed our story)

The radar shows more water to come.

That's all I can remember that she said.

3:57 pm

We are fully back from the social action; I'm so thankful that someone knew where they went, and that Tori's mom knew how to get there! She drove and I worked about an hour. I helped Grantly and Emma move a pile of rocks and then helped throw away the backstop.

This backstop has had a history with us: Two years ago we moved it from outside the track to inside the track. Last year we moved the other backstop, but it fell to pieces and got thrown away. This year we cut to pieces and threw away the original backstop.

My feet feel a bit worn. The asphalt was a bit hot. We took pictures of the group by the sign out front of the building. As we drove by the sign later, we saw that it said "UNITARIAN YOUTH ARE UPER!" It was an electronic marquee, so it hadn't been vandalized. It just wasn't working correctly.

4:02 pm

Funny exchange between Debu and Amber:

"MMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Please PUHLEASE PlEASE MOMMY puhlease please"

"Rob, she wants her clothes out of the car. tell her, she's fifteen"

"You're fifteen, you can't wear clothes. What? What does her being fifteen have to do with wearing clothes?"

"Mommmyy please!!!"

"She wants me to go get them."

"Oh!!!! Amber!!!! You can get your own clothes out of the car; you're fifteen!"

Amber took the keys, "fine I'll go get them."

Just as Amber was leaving, Debbie yelled, "Amber Jo!"

"Deborah .. Dawn!"

"While you're there will you get me.."

"No!" and she strutted out the door.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!

4:11 pm

Now I'm chilling with Scottie H, who is DJing with a spread of CDs all over the table.

8:32 pm Saturday

Phat Pat and I have just written a great skit for the talent show.

Holy fuckin shit. Susie just said that the water is up to the bridges over Highway 59. I Want to see it!!! WOW!! Those bridges are like 15 feet high and I have *never* seen any more than a few inch puddle on the freeway below them.

Elizabeth and I are about to call Wende.

11:33 pm

Booty dance music and Dane bursts onto the scene wearing a sleek sleek black vinyl shiny outfit and does this crazy Dane Dance that is not the normal bouncing around, but it includes dancing standing on his hands. His name is now "Richter" and he has a german accent it seems..

Laura is great.

there is a rip in the ass of his vinyl pants (it's polyuerythane (sp)) held together only by duct tape

12:04 am Sunday 10 June 2001

Frank just showed Laura and me FruityLoops, a phat beat editor (beat = the bassline for techno songs) that is even cooler than my keyboard.

Grantly has just performed in drag to a screaming crowd in the dining hall. Wow.

Lisa O (advisor) is reading tarot cards for Natalie B.

12:23 am

Worship now, and I am intrigued to see that Christina is sitting by Elizbeth. Unrequited Love is the worship activity now.

2:32 am

Just got to see Susanne K and Melissa C, who came to say HI and perform Rocky Raccoon in Steve F's absence. So great to see them, and how great to hear that Susanne is a pilot now! She can fly Cessnas. Nice. Only $75/hour to rent one and she can fly it for us!! How funny/awesome to hear that Melissa has set up an alias to her long email address at school by setting up a distribution list with only her name in the list. :-)

Dane is playing quite an intriguing single string bowed instrument thing with a stick attached to a shaker. Quite cool. Quite odd. Quite Dane.

I am predicting this will be the last talent and then we'll play Silent Football.

OKC silentfootball

4:32 am

Hello, this is Ben, your typer for this evening. We will be hearing quotes from two games of Silent Football tonight.

Game #1, in no particular order.

Mr. Kisses - Uses bad country lawyer accent, twice, if forced to come up with a different accent each time he talkes.

First Accent: Bad hindu accent, says 'like a cobra trying to pass kidney stones through his galbladder', Mrs. Elizabeth notices the error and he is given penance.

Second Accent: Bad Hitler, is accused of being racist, is awarded penance points.

Third Accent: British Lord, is accused to be slipping in and out of Australian accent, is sold a non-penance point if he doesn't use either accent again.

Miss Inclined - 'I think Mrs. one space to my left is dead.'

Mr. Dictator - 'Mrs. Emma is awarded one half of one penance point for breaking the fifth rally rule: no dying.'

Game #2

(the game's attempt to start)
Nick's reaction to penance points for being from AR 'Gosh Darnit'

Katie is Mistress scratch and sniff

Senor Donut en mi pantalones (mike h. )

(Lauuren I.) Miss thanksgivings-with-meagyn-cusack Ryan is a dumbass

'oh god, rob, I've heard the voice of your shirt!' whoo else but Ryan (Rob burped)

parody of silent football by distractions of the universe named Dan and Ben ('tip of the ass')

foreign perpetrators turn on each other

We start the game, Ryan metaphors the football with his penis, talks bullshit again

customary 'cyberskin'

Miss Jane Bond not only fwapped a fwap fwap but reversed the direction of the football at the same time and received penance points on request (also spoke out of turn but no one called it)

2.7 min into the game, Stevie kills us (hookah smoking caterpillar) by shroduming a shrug

customary 'I didn't see anything'

Nick zoomed a zoom zoom, has spaz attack. Commandante Googliemonster cottagefries. 'My heart. My heart is sad' 'pee-shiveriing pronoun. U get the pee shivers?!'
(Who else? Ryan!)

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Lauren O typing Silent football

June 10, 2001, 5:25a

Ryan compares silent universe to weird foriegn film involving mime selling wife

there is a giant spitwad on the ceiling that Nick is pointing out to Ryan.

loud bodily noises and Nick zoomed a zoom zoom .

Rob says 'Mrs. Thanksgiving With Meg Cusack gets ::blah blah:: points for belching so unfeminininnilly. (Note: Mrs. TWMC's name is so to verify that Meg cusack is to marry nathan ryan so her name will be meg ryan and so she can spend thanksgivings with Lauren Ingram.)

Cole (dark haired one) leaves game because his name kept getting fucked over

'the entire room is on crack and needs groovy juice' --Hooka Smoking Caterpillar (Lauren and Stevie)

Mrs. TWMC gives stylized shrodum after realizing that ftbl was being sent to her, and giving sender a flirty wave. haha. miss thanksgiving with meg ryan rocks the hizouse.

when zoomed to, Nick ggoes 'mmumhmmm......oh,uh' entity outside universe yells zipper in the eye, foreskin ruffles enter conversation as the latest plastic surgery,. Nick is appointed dick tator.

customary 'codictators'

Lauren and Nick share reign of stupidity Mrs. It

Editor (Rob's) notes:

The game ended as Lauren (who had been typing) and Nick verbally fought for the dictatorship. Quite entertaining, especially at 6am after having been awake all night.

ps: I wish I had given Lauren (Miss Thanksgiving With Meg Cusack) negative penance points for burping so un-femininily. I appreciate a great belch as much as the next person who appreciates a great belch, and I sure don't want to discourage someone for letting a great belch rip forth into the Silent Universe.