Entries this day: SilentFootball after_rally

SilentFootball

Wednesday 11 July 2001

The Biblical Books below I just transcribed from the sheet Nick used to read them near the beginning of the game. I'm writing this note now to assure you, I was laughing SO HARD! I laughed my ass off. I had tears streaming from the incredible brilliance of writing. I love love love love love love these beautiful hilarious youth!!!!! *This* is why I am a youth advisor.

2:43 am Sunday 8 July 2001

These great crazy wonderful youth have something funny crazy planned for Silent Football, AND Ryan has a cassette player to record. they have something crazy crazy planned. Nick has a Bible and is Practicing silently. Wow Wow.

Nick is reading from the Book of Shroop:

The Book Of Shroop 1:1 - 1:10

In the beginning the Universe was without form, and void; and the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And in the beginning was the football; and the football was with God; and the football was God.

And on the First Day, God said, Let there be Fwap: and there was Fwap; and God divided the Fwap from the Fwizap. And on the Second Day God created the Zoom and the Froom. And on the Third Day God created The Shrug and The Frug. And on the Fourth Day God created The Shrotum and the Frotum. And on the Fifth Day God created The Tattle, and The Penance Point. And on the Sixth Day God created Mister Dictator in His own image; in the image of God created He him.

And God said unto him, Be dictatorial, and dictate, and give dictation to the Universe, and subdue it; and have dominion over the members thereof, and over nonexistent creatures, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

The Book Of Heshesians 2:8

Then Mr Dictator begat Duke Penispotato, and Heyoushebab, and Heshekiel; and Duke Penispotato begat Lord Cockpotato and Itshethemball; and Lord Cockpotato begat Hethemiah, and Sheusweel, and Tubesteaktuber-sensei; and Tubesteaktuber-sensei begat Haggis, and Master Spudschlong, and Youcifer and the Reverand Itthemshe, who preacheth the word of The Lord to the heathen; and Master Spudschlong begat Sir Phallusfries, and Heyoushelah; and Sir Phallusfries begat Mister Dongkerstoffel, who smote the heinous with the sword, and with the cudgel, and with penance points, and with the rubber truncheon, and with the water balloon, because they had defiled the land with their ceaseless fwapping.

this is your note taker, kate robinson. i am playing silent football for the first time in about 3 years. crazy-ocity.

reverand itthemshe ((nick carter)) turned on his laptop computer and a choir of angels was heard throughout the universe.

we changed the move for a frug. instead of moving your knees...you have to raise your pelvis. basically hump the air. the logic, which came from the brain of mr. nicholas carter, is that a shrug is done with the shoulders nick sucks and the hips are the leg eqivalent of shoulders. makes sense ryan sucks to me.

it took a really fucking long time to say all of the rules. and it took longer to say all of the moving rules than the speaking rules.

the best names: matt boy: rabbi respect, kate: miss ryan mccarthy sucks, lauuryn: miss bunny bunny bunny bunny whoops bunny whoops bunny bunny bunny bunny, joan: 'someone pick a name for me' miss joan of arc...next, laura: miss i'm so fucking confused, nick gruenwald: heshekiel, ryan: heelshebub, aaron: the return of mr. d.

ryan doesn't like my name.

we're finally starting...it's 3:33...something like an hour or more of rules etc.

ryan talked less than a second after free speech had been revoked.

mr. dictator called on him to speak briefly. that didn't happen...and he called mr. dictator infidel cock spud.

ryan talks too much...cloven hoof one b my ass ((no wonder karen ((miss llama)) doesn't play silent football anymore.

isn't who a pronoun?

reverand itthemshe always spoke from the silent football bible...specifically the book of shroturonomy.

i'm retarded. 3/4 pennance points for not paying attention.

i think i'm the only one who noticed mr. dictator almost call mistress scratch and sniff mistress scratch and shit.

ryan is going to cry. because he will lose. probably soon. rob is also racking up the points.

we just found out that the d in mr. d stands for dreidel, and not devil worshipper as accused by rev. itthemshe.

but then rabbi respect said that the d stood for disrespect and then said that mr. d was going to hell.

he seems to be going against his name.

matt fucked up BAD he said that mr. d was going to hell...jews don't believe in hell. rob changed his name from rabbi respect to rabbit respect.

Miss bunny bunny bunny bunny whoops bunny whoops bunny bunny bunny bunny invited rabbit respect and mr. d to her burrow for 'rapid reproduction'. rabbit respect accepted, and heshekiel then spoke out of turn saying 'tap that bunny ass'

the universe was in shambles of laughter.

aaron has said 'it' more times than anyone ever has. his name has now changed to mr. duderiffical ((the true eponym of mr. d)).

heelshebub called mr. d a poop head...heelshebub got told.

ryan said 'in short.'

hahahahahahahahaha

lauuryn hopped all the way back to the universe from the bathroom.

ryan's about to lose. sooooooooooo close.

"while we are the real religion, the christians are funnier." --Miss bunny bunny bunny bunny whoops bunny whoops bunny bunny bunny bunny

the religious debte within our universe has reached 'ungodly' heights. the christians are out of control. whereas the rabbits are getting more celery.

the celery is overflowing in the universe. reverand itthemshe is contemplating converting.

miss bunny bunny bunny bunny whoops bunny whoops bunny bunny bunny bunny threw celery at him.

in the most pathetic defence ever tried, ryan mccarthy ((who happens to suck)) professes that "pennance points make me stronger." --heelsheub

"none for you, christian!" --miss bunny bunny bunny bunny whoops bunny whoops bunny bunny bunny bunny to heshekeil when he took some celery

rev. itthemshe fwapped the bible, and heshekiel said 'holy fwap!'

nick g. aka heshekiel claims his repeated release of gas into the universe

heshekiel farted at mr. dictator. it was funny. the universe laughed.

i'm trying to pay attention to the game and type at the same time. it is very hard. i think i'm missing a lot.

the rabbits are bunny hopping around the universe. rabbit respect obviously is a new rabbit...because he looked fairly confused. he forgets the toe-pointing part of the dance. however, rabbit respect now lives with the other rabbits on mr. dictator's left hand side, where he ranks as official keeper of the celery.

rabbit respect now hides in the (celery) brush, camoflaged from Xtian persecution. while i, Miss bunny bunny bunny bunny whoops bunny whoops bunny bunny bunny bunny, imitate Heelshebub with celery as his 'cloven hooves'

Heshekiel is crossing over to the dark side. The great carrot god smiles upon the universe.

Mr. Dictator, Miss bunny bunny bunny bunny whoops bunny whoops bunny bunny bunny bunny and Rabbit Respect remain the only member of the universe actually sitting up.

heelshebub forgot his own name. so did heshekiel.

the end of the game...nick g. only spoke one time without touching himself.

the game has concluded. no loser was declared...but heelshebub had 4 1/8 pennance points.

after rally

9:24 am 8 July 01

I was sleeping until about an hour ago.. Started at 5:30am when the Silent Fotball game fell to pieces, plus we needed to give the drivers time to sleep. I moved my self and stuff to sleep elsewhere when cleanup started.

At closing circle we did the Beaver Song, and right into the Walrus Song, with no mention of Kris Scott. It's been built into the cultural memory. Great job, Kris!!!

I did aristasha with Ryan as my arms until after the Elbows Together and I was like that's not going to work and we were just both in the middle of the circle until Bums Out and I bumped his bum and he jumped out of the center and into the circle. That was not my intention; I just was giving a happy bum bump.

Mugbooks are great; they only took 2 hours to make according to Laura M. She said she felt the rally was a lot of fun, which is great to hear from a rally organizer for whom the experience is often stressful. Super duper thanks to everyone who helped make NO01 a great rally!!!

We drove to The Trolley to eat. No french quarter this year.

Ryan flirted with the Shell station girl with silver glitter lipstick to let us park in the gas station parking lot instead of finding the parking for the trolley.

10:09 am 8-7-01

Lauuryn to Pat, while Pat is wearing the bunny ears: "you look like a donkeyrabbit."

Pat: sad face.

"No, because of your mohawk, and donkeys kinda have mohawks, you look like a donkeyrabbit."

That's funny.