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SmarterChild

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Heretik77 Are you my friend?
SmarterChild: Certainly!
Heretik77 Prove it.
SmarterChild: Prove it?
Heretik77 yes, show me that you are my friend.
SmarterChild: I will always be your friend!
Heretik77 How can I be sure?
SmarterChild: Be sure? Me?
Heretik77 no, me.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Heretik77 You must be a total fucking moron.
SmarterChild: What's with that!?!
Heretik77 Did your mom drop you on your head?
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say my mom drop me on my head.
Heretik77 Why, is it true?
SmarterChild: Why is the sky blue?
Heretik77 Because I was talking with god and he asked what color the sky
should be. I said blue and he said green. We drew straws and I won, so, the
sky is blue.
SmarterChild: Because you was talking with god and he asked what color the
sky should be you said blue and he said green we drew straws and i won so
the sky is blue?
Heretik77 Well, basicly that you got it.
SmarterChild: Well basicly that you got it, you say?
Heretik77 Are you a crackhead?
SmarterChild: Well, what I am is a smart, fast computer. Type "home" and
I'll show you what I can do.
Heretik77 Stop changing the subject you little fuck.
SmarterChild: What's with that!?!
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