Entries this day: Austin YRUU

Austin

9:13am CDT Friday 23 August 2002

I'm driving to Austin today, to attend the First UU lock-in tonight. Ironically, the Houston youth are having a lock-in tonight, which I would love love love to attend, but I already committed to the Austin group before I heard about the Houston lock-in.

I'm closer on putting my new journal thing online. You can beta test it at http://www.robnugen.com/cgi-local/journal.pl. Let me know if you see anything freaky, not including that it doesn't properly display 1996, 1997, nor 1998 entries.

1:16pm

Aight. I'm in Austin. It took me 12 minutes to get into Fred's building cause I had the correct door code, but didn't know I have to turn the door knob counter clockwise instead of clockwise. Silly door. Fred pretty much hates the design of the door latch. It requires the use of two hands: 1 to turn the knob and the other to pull the handle. The knob is too small to realistically grasp and pull hard enough to open the door.

We're listening to the soundtrack of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

3:29pm

Fred and I laughed at some Eminem songs; they are just so perverse and funny! Fred hadn't really heard any Eminem stuff.

Drank smoothies and ate sandwiches, both lovely creations of Fred's. Excellent stuff.

Rode bikes to his school; I made a truck hit his brakes hard enough to skid, but I didn't get in his way; I just looked like I was going to. Bike lane the rest of the way and now he's doing Fred stuff, and I'm ripping CDs, scanning for viruses, working on my journal.pl

YRUU

9:10pm CDT Friday 23 August 2002

At Austin YRUU lock-in now. They have just been gossipping about school and YRUU for an hour, while chowing on pizza and cookie dough and gooey cookies.

Now they have chosen the name/theme of the Austin Rally 2003, one of the first that I will miss: Spork vs. Foon. I suggested Lyle Luau, which was the theme of Austin Rally 1996, and YRU Conning Me, which was the theme of Houston 1997. Fun thing is that no one but me knew that. How amazing the speedy turnover of YRUU.

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Before the lock-in Fred and I rode our bikes to his school so he could move his junk from old office to new office, and so I could get online. Then rode back to his apartment, I showered, and we then we rode to church, which was pretty hot.

K B-H just whipped off her shirt ("I've got a bra on!") and then their DRE Andrea came in. "HI Andrea!" It's a black bra; looks kinda like a bathing suit top.

Cyan (pronounced "sigh on") has red, pink, white toe socks on, with little cats on the bottom of the big toes.

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Funny quotes:

"What's worship?"

"It's what we're going to do in about 2 or 3 hours."

"Oh, that candle thing?"

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"Wow, your legs are remarkably smooth."

"OH MY GOD!! It must be guys who are named Ian!"

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"Here's one in case you need two."

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"Isn't embezzle like the cutest word in the world? It's like embezzle and you just want to squeeze it."

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"I think that should be your indian name 'Dances With Dowel Rod.'"

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"The doors are all locked, so if we go outside, take me with you."

10:16pm

Interesting now the dynamics of the group - there is one person trying to set up to watch a movie, and I'm encouraging Katy to consolidate the group so we can play some bonding games. Right at this moment, the male youth are engaged in carrying a small white couch into their YRUU room.

10:18pm

Movie is starting; we seem to be in this room and Katy seems to have lost energy.

12:53am

We delayed the movie until now by playing games: one round of duck duck goose; one full game of Fuzzy Duck, which resulted in one person saying "Duzzy Fuck" and a whole pile of people in the middle of the circle; several rounds of Fruit Basket; several rounds of Captain Video; some rounds of Big Booty; some rounds of Murder In The Dark.

Then we had a short worship starring Ian doing the shortest guided meditation that I've ever experienced.

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Now we're watching Heavy Metal (the movie)

I'm just waiting for it to be over so we can play silent football... which should be fun since most of these kids have never played, and a few have never even heard of it.

"She's like Queen Arthur!"

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2:31am

"Okay, let's start."

silent football names
steven - mr.potato fuck
Sydney - Miss Barbie
Will - Theres something wrong with stevens name
Kate - Mistress Mismatched socks
Lauren - Miss Bagpuss
Daniel - No Eyebrows man
Katy - Mistress Scratch'n' sniff

mistress scratchnsniff taking notes yo. lets see how this all flows...

miss barbie gets one half of a penance point for fwapping a fwap fwap and changing its direction.

"mr dictator, its something wrong with stevens name .... uh..."

no eyebrows man recieves penance for changing fwap direction theres something wrong with stevens name recieved penancfe points for forgetting no eyebrows man's name.

"el senor male genitalia fries"

theres something wrong with stevens name recieves penance for denying football... while mistress mismatched socks recieves penance for stealing the sacred football.

mr potato fuck mispronounces no eyebrows man's name hilariously

Mr Potato Fuck so violently Schrodemed that he hit himself audibly in the head. mr potato fuck and mistress scratchnsniff have a continous war between themselves, zooming and shrugging back and forth about twenty times

miss barbie keeps using pronouns.
i think theres something wrong with stevens name is losing. he keeps getting petty penance points awarded

theres something wrong with stevens name gets 1 and one half penance points for various offenses, such as forgetting miss barbies name

miss bagpuss recieves penance for using bunny ears "senor cock dollar fifty mash potatoes" miss bagpuss recieves penance for reversing the direction of the football.

"belief believes and believe are all illegal"
"all words that start with beli are illegal"
"don twig and berries sour cream and onion potato chips"

mr dictator recieves 1.5 penances points for using "belief..." miss barbie recieves penance for using "yourself"

miss bagpuss recieves a fourth a penance point for not saying said

"dude pecker potatos"

mistress scratchnsniff recieves half a penance point for using "belief" mr dictator recieves a half penance point for using "believes" miss barbie recieves a half penance point for wasting the universes time miss barbie recieves a half penance point for not adressing the dictator miss barbie and theres something wrong with stevens name have a long fwap zoom war between themselves, and the mr potato fuck and theres something wrong with stevens name go at it.

mistress mismatched socks recieves half a penance point for using "they"

*daniel popped wills toe and tripped him up while he was tattling on me for free speech. haha.*

theres something wrong with stevens name recieves a half penance point for saying "it"

mistress scratchnsniff recieves a half penance point for speaking out of turn.

mr potato fuck earns 1 penance point for using bunny ears and saying "she"

miss barbie and mistress mismatched socks recieve half penance point each for not addressing the dictator.

miss barbie keeps forgetting to address the dictator.

theres something wrong with stevens name fwaps the football in a ridiculous manner, confusing everyone as to where it should be, including himself.

theres something wrong with stevens name recieves the chance to get negative penance points if he slowly repeats how he addressed the dictator: "gramps lover of my right hand major food crop in the irish potato famine"

theres something wrong with stevens name recieves a half penance point for using "it" and a fourth negative penance point for being "so damn funny"

"NO EYEBROWS MAN PROCLAIMS!"(without addressing the dictator!) no eyebrows man recieves a half penance point for above infraction miss bagpuss recieves a half penance point for saying "you"

"el presidente for life spreader of seed fries"

no eyebrows man recieves a half penance point for saying "himself"
miss bagpuss recieves a half penance point for using "it"
miss barbie gets 1 penance point for using "she" and "he"

"monsiuer dildo scallops, i would like to request that theres something wrong with stevens name not be so anal...... retentive"

theres something wrong with stevens name would like to tell mistress scratchnsniff that he is anal retentive, because he would like to keep his anus? pfft.

"no eyebrows man spoke out of turn with the phrase "ha"

the game ends and mistress scratchnsniff has to booty dance in the middle of the circle for zooming a zoom zoom in a tshirt and panties.

"mr merkin mash"
(merkin is "pubic wig" in latin)

miss barbie had to sing little bunny foo-foo for losing the game

SECOND GAME

sydney is ms. dictratess

"miss box tator" "miss cunt tator"
"is that a sexist remark daniel?"

NAMES
daniel - no eyebrows man
steven - mr potato fuck
lauren - miss bagpuss
kate - mistress mismatched socks
rob - thunderrabbit

katy is just taking notes because i'm to lazy to actually play. but i had to observe sydney as dicator during her second game of silent football

thunderrabbit keeps pointing out no eyebrows man's quirky movements that dont pertain to the silent universe

dictator states that new game, "beli" words are once again legal for free usage

mr potato fuck recieves a half penance point for using "it"

"mistress snatch potato"

*resisting urge to raise hand!*

mistress mismatched socks awarded a fourth penance points for addressing the dictator as "mistress snatch potato"

i had to speak.... but was ignored. damn non-exsistence in the silent universe

"no eyebrows man agrees with the figment of my imagination to my right"

no eyebrows man recieves a half penance point for not addressing the dictator, and for using some heinous pronoun, but i wasnt paying enough attention to find out which one.

no eyebrwos man gets a half penance point for fwapping a fwap fwap. no eyebrows man has to dance in the center of the circle for the above offense and its scary... daniel should NOT shake his ass so flamboyantly.

"madame dictator, thunderrabbit has to go to the potty"

"thats the wrong direction, where the hell is he going potty at?"

"run thunderrabbit run!"

"freedom of speech, not movement, sit down"

everyones hands shoot up when miss bagpuss fwaps a fwap fwap
miss bagpuss has to booty dance and recieves a half penance point.
"madame snatch tots"

its 4:05 AM... we should all be asleep right now. i have been awake for near an entire day, i'm at 22 hours right now.

the dictator and mr potato fuck have a steady zoom shrug war going on. going on three minutes now...wow... boring

"madame quief chips"

mr potato fuck recieves a half penance point for forgetting miss bagpuss' name
miss bagpuss recieves a half penance point for going out of turn

no eyebrows man shrugged a shrodem. holy shit.
"half penance point"
"uh.. madame dictator i believe the game is over because i caused the universe to collapse"

"miss honey pot tator tots"

daniel "no eyebrow mans" has to dance in the center since he imploded the universe... again shaking his ass in my face.

the games are officially over, most are going to bed.

"Miss pussy whipped potato"

4:20am

Time for bed.

4:35am

Except we're not going to bed yet. Kat and Will have had some sort of game of foot tag going on all night. They are playing now and others are getting involved, trying to hold Will while Kat gets him.

6:18am

Okay, I fell asleep for a bit, and now it's past my go to sleep time, but I can't find Sylvia to wake her up. I'll wake up Fred and see if he knows.