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Tulsa

8:29am CDT Saturday 31 August 2002

Good morning! Beastie Boys playing downstairs on the phonograph!! Hahahaha

9:24am

I tossed some bites of scrambled eggs to Fred and he missed them, but one plop hit him on the forehead. hahah

Last night when Laura Nagel arrived after her long ass drive from Houston, and she was sitting in the driver's seat of the van, looking toward the passenger side, with her door open, I gymnastically climbed in and was practically straddling her before she noticed me. Hahhaahaa!

Wow!! 9 youth came from Springfield Missouri! And 2 from Witchita?? Oh, Witchita Falls maybe.

10:22am

Jordan from House, New Mexico is here helping with the wedding. Nice.

10:25am

Sydney is a bit deleriously silly right now.

My name is Bob Bob Bob
and I'm from Prague Prague Prague
I have no job job job
but I have a dog dog dog
his name is Bob Bob Bob
he has some frogs frogs frogs
who are named Bob Bob Bob
they live on a log log log...

etc. Funny.

Chorus: Candy Land, Trojan Man

my ex peed into a can, but then he saw me, so he couldn't pee, cause he got horny.

Chorus.

Save me from, God's evil plan, cause I got drunk, and decided to fuck, that stupid bastard.

Chorus.

I joined the fucking devil's clan

Chorus.

Damn.

10:43am

It appears we will be playing a game of Silent Football.

10:44am

Rob = Mr Dictator
Sydney = Mistress Scarlett
Steven = Mr Potato Fornicate
Torrey = Miss Lippenshields
Phat Pat = I'm not going to remember any of these
Reese = Mr Lucky Squirrel
Scottie = El jefe taco with a K
Levi = Mr Bubble Gum man
Connie = I don't know

Pat couldn't remember someone's name, and he knew he would get a 1/2 penance point, so once he got the first 1/2 penance point, and the person made another error Pat said, "the person in custody..." instead of "the person 2 places to my left" again.

Pat jumped into the middle of the circle to grab the football that had been passed back and forth ridiculously multiple times.

Sydney and Levi wouldn't booty dance for zooming zoomed zooms, so I gave Sydney a penance point and made Phat Pat dance, and then when Levi wouldn't dance, I made him sing and everyone dance. We all bumped booties.

I'm glad Connie played; it was her first game.

No wormholes.

Pat kept doing wacky fwaps and then looking at the wrong person to confuse people. Funny stuff, especially after he started looking at the right person and messing people up that way too.

12:20pm

Whitne has had a Mac since 1979. Wow.

Her name is so long that the y got lost on her name while in college. Her last name took up more space than the y could handle.

Whitne's sister Courtney was very pregnant and had henna painted onto her belly while pregnant. I said, "It will be like a shrinky dink.." Courtney got sunburned while hennaed, so now she has a reverse sunburn of the henna design on her belly.

12:47pm

Whitne just told us that peeps in Japan ride huge ass logs down mountains in an annual crazy log down mountain riding ceremony! WOWW!!!!

3:25pm

Talked for about an hour with Whitne, Kelly, and um, that other one whose name I've forgotten and Fred.

Most fun part was sharing stories of brushes with famous concert people from Tori Amos to others, to Fred's technique for jumping the fence to get into the front stage area of concerts. Pretty sneaky.

Then I joined the movie room and watched the bulk of Spaceballs, which I had never previously seen. Pretty funnny stuff.

In the scene where the well dressed bad guy tells the Dark Helmet bad guy to not have his mask down because he could be making faces, and then the mask is lifted and he is making faces, I was all, "that's you Edward [Lerner]." Funny.

4:08pm

Fun just now playing follow the leader on the playground equipment outside with Scottie from Oklahoma, and Reese from Corpus Christi.

Then fun with some ragatag sound effects on the organ with Laura, Rowboat, and Mattboy. I danced a mild version of Rob's Crazy Dance.

Touchgroup meeting now and we are deciding who goes on social action. Ooh now we are doing the name and pizza topping game.

Noah joined our circle and we made Claire guess what type of pizza he likes so she guessed Meat Lovers and was correct. When it was Cody's turn, he was all, "... and that's Noah, he likes meatloaf..."

4:21pm

Now Laaura is making up a song about wanting to be Kate.

Oh, nevermind, it's a Benfolds Five song.

5:41pm

We played Jackie Purdy's Game before social action of picking up newspaper around the neighborhood, and bouncing around a golf ball that Skyler found in a gutter and I subsequently got it out. Fred and I read 3 Sundays worth of comics and played around inside and outside of Bill's pickup truck while he drove slowly through the parking lot. I bounced the golf ball on the pavement (actually Amy Wakoviak was driving) and I was quite entertained that the ball bounced back up to me and appeared to be going straight up and down, though from the point of view of the parking lot was probably bouncing with 10 or 15 foot wavelength. Excellent physics.

6:46pm

Been playing a bit (and losing) but mostly watching Kenny vs Edward playig super golf 3 or something. Funny game with good instant replays. I'm going to get some dinner and try to find Mikey to play follow the leader with him outside.

7:15pm

Just played follow the leader with Mattboy, Noah, David McQ, and a guy whose name I don't know (he wears black boots). Everyone (almost) got to lead some, and it was definitely strenuous and fun fun fun.

Dunno where Mikey was except "with Erica."

Now we are assembly for what is apparently going to be an agony meeting before dinner. I'm guessing it will be something the Chris tries to lead. We'll see how it goes.

Well, at least Gram and Ben are the ones getting people's attention.

Wow. Erica is up front starting the meeting. What a change from a couple years ago.

What? This is about OKC rally? Weird.

7:31pm

Hmm.. very interesting; I've not seen this before. Some youth were drinking at OKC and have been given community service, and are not being identified to the community. Interesting how youth empowered this seems to have been; excellent job, my beloved YAC!

8:25pm

Awesome to see Stacy Craig, the previous paid youth director at All Souls. Big hugs from her and got to see her twins. She says that Bob Gupton taught her Silent Football.

Excellent soy drink shared with Laura and Hethre. Laura's expression went from shock/surprise to wonderful happy delight.

8:31pm

Now we're watching a fantastic set of photos from Marlin's fantastic bicycle trek across Japan and China and Mongolia and all kinds of wild shit. He just showed us a yert!!

Holy fucking shit this is SO COOOOOLL!! My God this is EXACTLY what I want to experience!!!! They knew *nothing* of Chinese or Tibetan language and this is just so incredible!! Fucking A. Wow.

"They use elephants like billboards.." drape a sheet over it and advertise the latest toothpaste or snake oil or whatever..

9:18pm

Holy shit this is so amazing!

9:19pm

Oh man.. some of the towns converted to unitarianism in like budapest and stuff and they painted over the old frescos on the walls. ooohhh man..

9:39pm

For sixty five dollars Marlin had some guys repair his bike that had been totally shredded by a tractor - spokes destroyed and cranks destroyed and frame broken. spokes and sprockets had to be hand made and frame was aluminum and had to be repaired .. so amazing. The guys who heard how much they paid were all "oh you got ripped off" which is a totally amazing statement on our economy, but I can't tell what it says exactly - something like what we think is a trivial amount of money is a huge amount of money to another culture... I'm not sure if that all makes sense, but maybe...

9:43pm

Wow. UUism is so completely incredibly connected and awesome; I am so enthused and happy to have such connections.

10:11pm

HOLY SHIT!!! That is so uber fantastic it's like starting out in Japan making some bling is exactly how he started his trek. Fuck!! Wow!!! I'm completely utterly *thrilled* at the prospects of beginning such an adventure myself. Wow. wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. wow!!!!

3:23am

I slept through part of the dance and most of the worship and part of the talent show, most notably not the part when Phat Pat, Mattboy and I did Three Headed Wonder.

Silent Football now.

silent football

3:25am CDT Sunday 1 September 2002

Ladies and gentlemen, this game of Silent Football is about to commence. Our dictator for this game is, as usual, Rob Nugen, and our note taker is Ben B. The players for this game are as follows:
Amy Baby
Miss Psycho Sexy
Tikki Master
Lady Athena
Mr. I Have a Cool Name
Rowboat
I'm thinking
Bartleby
and Happy Shrugs a Lot

Happy Shrugs a Lot - "I was listening! I WAS LISTENING!!"

Mr. I Have a Cool Name - "A less embodied char of empty penance points for saying 'he'"

Bartleby - "Bartleby has enough trouble keeping $2000," pause, "3??

Mr. IHCN accusing Bartleby "quote $3000 worth of computer, blah blah blah, it it it, unquote"

Customary it it it it it it

Happy Shrugs a Lot's name changed to Frontega

Amy enters as Fandango

Customary I'm MC speller and like to spell, S-P-E-L-L spells spell!

Customary we got shroop, yes we do, we got shroop, how 'bout you? SHROOOP!

Miss Amy Baby - "Mr. Shlong-Tots!" which was incredibly cute.

Frontega tries to relieve herself and Fandango of penance points, Mr. Dictator - "Preposterous!"

Bartleby's bad puns aren't funny.

I'm thinking looses the sacred football for eternity into the black hole that was Happy Shrugs a Lot

"All I want to do is do a fwap fwap fwap and a quack quack, jump shake your rump!"

Mr Dictator, what the hell is Bartleby doing? Receiving a half penance point!

Rowboat preforms a very cute thumbs up shrug

Mr. Dictator does a booty dance!!!

Two way worm hole between the sacred football hogging I'm Thinking and Mr. IHCN.

Mr. IHCN - "Has anyone ever REALLY played with a wormhole?"

Mr. IHCN must 5 times recite "Never shrug a shrotem/shrotem a shug" It is impossible describe in text how funny this is.

I'm Thinking becomes I'm Not Thinking because, quite frankly, she isn't exactly.

Miss Amy Baby - "Mr. Dictator!"

Emperor One Eyed Snake, Saving Grace of the Irish.

Joel falls off of stage. "What just broke?" "Joel did!" Calder - What happened? Joel - I fell off the stage.

Miss Amy Baby totally misses the fact that there is now a wormhole between Mr. Dictator and Lady Athena

spread 'em!

im a maniac maniac on the floor. and im dancing like ive never danced before.

ellen is neither a black hole nor in the game. crazy.

nuttin-pat

SHRUGFEST!!! YEA!!!

robs computer is a cutie.

mr shaft tots. yea! shaft*

customary g-n-u spells gnu.

5:28am

I just gave the dictatorship to Calder.

The game is losing energy I think. this is rob typing now. Shit I just stole the football from Madame Dictator.

5:39am

Now I have just zoomed the football since no one would do sumpin.

tiki master is now a black hole due to rapid falling asleep.

mr. i have a cool name resigns to sleep, leaving the game with only four players..

welcome fandango, bye fandango.

rolling golf balls everywhere!!!

meow....hairballs!

fandango is back in tha game.

and thunder rabbit is still wasting the universe's time, accompanied by madame dictator.

new quote of the day: it's not the size of the love that counts, it's the size of the dic-tator.

miss psycho sexy, after having her name changed from miss psycho sexy to miss burps a lot, and now has had a new name change to miss doesn't want to burp a lot which amkes the universe sad.

miss doesn't want to burp a lot which makes the universe sad now has only 3.0.

thunder rabbit has provided the universe with an extraordinarily foul odor that will forever ruin the air supply.

no he didnt

yes he did

the game ends with a spilled root beer due to thunder rabbit's severe lack of motor skills and his carelessness for the feelings of others.

yea we didnt
no we did
yea we didnt
no we did
yea we didnt
no we did
wait..penis...huh?
-miss psycho sexy

CALDERS BEDTIME STORY FOR MARTA AT 7 30 IN THE MORNING

so this pirate named marty walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch that had a white sticker on it that said red delicious s&m #4015 washington and had a picture of a red apple with a red leaf and a red stem on it and the apple was super pretty and super. and the bartender said to him, "hey, ya know you got a steering wheel on your crotch that has a white sticker on it that has a picture of a red apple with a red stem and a red leaf and the apple is super pretty and super and it says red delicious s&m #4015 washington it?" and the pirate said "arrrrrrr its drivin me nuts!!!"
buh-dum-ching!
marta:tell me about his twin sister roberta.
calder: well first of all she isnt his sister, she is a hermaphrodite. and her name is not roberta, it is robertoa.
marta: is that like protozoa?
calder:yes, and they called her boa for short, cos she looked like a snake.
marta: a one-eyed snake?
calder:yes.
marta:and what was unique about her?
calder: well her thunderrabbit rob put a sticker on her face at 2 in the morning saturday that said red delicious s&m #4015 washington and had a picture of a red apple with a red stem and a red leaf and the apple is super pretty and super.
marta: did she have any pets?
calder:yes, she had a pet thunderrabbit named rob and a new species of animal with red hair and a sticker on its face that red delicious s&m #4015 washington and had a picture of a red apple and a red leaf and a red stem and the apple was super pretty and super, and it was called a martabean.
marta:what the... that doesnt make any sense!!!
calder:its not supposed to.

THE END

Not quite, this mix master ed, im kickin on the spc whatever that means i really dont know, rob left his comp out, good tihng no one steals here or it would be outta here like a comp that got left out and someone stole it which would be pretty fast, ok break it down boom tick boom boom tick wicky wicky wicky wicky wild wild west jim west dedsparado riff ryder (mumbles rest of song because he forgot it)
PEACE DOG!

This is Richard actually this is ed i am typing so he doesnt write bad words
(god do i hate macs i kept trying to copy and paste and its like noooooo i dont want to work i am a mac and confusing blah blah blah blah blah blah)
{expletive deleted} is goos, yes, i like to {expletivee delete} good {expleted deleted}, {expletive deleted}{expletive deleted}

rob. your computer is going to shut its self off soon because its "running on reserve power bla bla bla" this is ashley. i love you rob and... im going to miss how you make everything better. if there's a problem, or even something really wonderful happening, you seem to fix it or make that really wonderful thing acknowledged. it may not seem like much. but it makes me feel really great about me. i love you rob.