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Silent Football

5:57pm CDT Sunday 15 September 2002

On the way home from church, Joey and I noted that Janette has never played Silent Football, so we called Jackie who met us at Bibby's so we could introduce the game to Janette!

Got home, Ellen called Joey to do French homework and was hijacked to play as well.

Ellen zoomed in the fastest cutest way that cannot be described, but it was so cute that she got negative 1/2 penance point.

Jackie said "he" a lot and then was declared (by Joey (who was Dictatress at the time)) she can only use the pronoun "he" and not even first person singulars.

I set up a two way wormhole which we used well for a while and then Janette had to go P and while she was gone, I declared a wormhole between Ellen and myself without telling Janette.

Then, even funnier than that: while Ellen was away, and Joey and I were making faces at each other

Janette did the best little bunny foo foo dance that was SO Funny! something like "Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest, picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head, and the mouse said 'ow!!'"
"Little Doctor Foo Foo hopping through the hospital, picking up the field mouse and stapling him on the head"

Janette in a Georgia accent to Joey as dictator "Madam Vagina Sweet Potato..".

Then Janette tried to claim that everyone had been mispronouncing her name though she didn't let us know until late in the game. Then she wondered if she could get penance points removed for having been insulted for so long.

7:06pm

Eating pizza now (me, Janette, Joey, Jackie) as Janette and I relay the story from yesterday.

Silent Football game 2

7:37pm CDT Sunday 15 September 2002

Second Silent Football Game:

amanda, jackie, janette, joey, rob
joey typing
rob is explaining the rules to amanda who has played once before in the car with sean, hart, and joey.
jackie is painting her toenails with joey's markers. 'yellow is definately a bad color for painting your toenails.' -jackie.
names: miss jackie, billy (amanda), eeee (joey), ms. bobbed on the head [with head bobbing motion as in little bunny foo foo] (mom), mr. dictator (using male OR female addresses, male OR female reproductive organ this time, and any reference to food.)
'none of this 'mr dictator' crap' -rob
'anybody have a watch?' -jackie
'yes oh. you want the time.' -joey
customary shrooms
one way wormhole from joey to mr dictator while joey is typing.
master fillopian tuber -jackie
mister spore cheeto-joey
joey: fwap
mom: shrug
joey: fwap fwap
rob: shrug
joey: fwap fwap fwap
rob: zoom
joey: fwap the opther way
amanda: shrodum
joey: fwap fwap
jackie: zoom to someone else
mom fwapped a fwapfwap!!
emperor dork broccoli -jack
'...who might or might not be named 'little bunny foo foo'' - jackie
ms nineinchnail chicken mcnuggets -mom
mom performs interpretive dance to fwap-a-fwap-fwap
jackie reverses direction on the fwap but does not get in trouble for it (no one tattles)
joey accidentaly talked out of turn so she mumbles non words to cover it up. totally funny.
'miss billy' is actually 'billy'. joey says 'it's a man. duh.' joey
thought it was totally funny and great and clever. i don't think anyone else did.
jackie is now dictator
'mr. dictator' -jackie, to rob, even though jackie is now dictator
homegirl womb tots -rob
president fillopian jello -rob
madame schlong burger-rob
foot motions suggested and demonstarted by thunderrabitt (rob)
foom-zoom with foot
fwizap-bump knees (only follwing fwap so it will have direction)
fwug-lifting hips without pelvic thrust
frotum-foot to knee
dr wong fish-rob
the loudest fwizap ever by joey
heyman tesicles pooridge -rob
sire sausage sausage -rob
new dictator since jackie has to leave: mom
this is going to be interesting
mom 'bestows [my] magnifisence on rob'
joey accidentally says one hole worm way' instead of 'one way worm hole'
rob thinks of mrs vagina pie
((i love this computer))
ninetyfive penance points -rob (to mom)
eeeeee -joey
maybe ghost players? with oneway wormholes
funny stuff
making up funny things for the ghost players
each player is responsible for the ghost player three spaces to their
right
senor isthatapickleinyourpocketorareyoujustgladtoseeme ('pickle'
-intejected by rob) spongecake -mom
rob kept sending the footbal to himself which was really funny. i don't think he meant to. haha
amanda fwaps to her right (to rob's ghost player) and rob looks at me as i look at him. he as if it is my tun and i because it really is his turn
rob keeps accidentally (?) passing the football to himself
joey and rob insult each other through each others' ghost players
senorita littlegeneral angelfoodcake
billy's gotta go
game over.