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Funny sewer man

11:43am CDT Friday 27 September 2002

Three, no four cats came to unclog the sewer line today. It was interesting in the way that watching someone dig a 6 foot hole, cut a pipe, pull out tree roots, replace and reseal the pipe, fill up the hole is interesting, but with one detail extra.

The guy named Dickie was so funny! It started as he was in the hole smoking a cigarette that he just held in his mouth and hadn't ashed for a full inch and then he just threw it on the ground and said, "get outta here, you're killin' me."

He made little video game sounds as he dug and tossed dirt. He'd say "moosh moosh moosh" every time he mushed some dirt or mud. "Hey where'd my gloves go? Oh I gottem on I just couldn't tell with all the dirt on 'em."

"Help me! I dug myself into a hole and can't get out!"

Out of the hole he pulled out a cigarette. "Well, I decided to start smokin' again."

As they were filling in the hole, replanting the shrubbery (no herrings) and flowers, he mimicked a spouse, "honey, are you sure they worked on the sewer? I can't tell a difference!"

He was funnnny funny funny.

SwaVet

1:52pm CDT Friday 27 September 2002

Just called Swa'Vet, who I met during production of Dirty Third II, produced by Wreckshop Records. She gave me a bunch of phone numbers of different production companies and record labels and all sorts of shit. I'll probably call none of them, except maybe to find an address for Eminem, but hey I have them just in case.

At the end of our convo, she was all, "write me a card or some shit; don't fuck around and don't do it, aight?"

"Shit, you can even draw a picture on a piece of paper and send that to me I don't care just send me somethin'"

She is so funny!!