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Dream

9:26am JST Tuesday 19 October 2004

The George Bush era finally ended; their house was locked with a chain lock and the window was cracked and there was a large oak tree that had the secret extra key still hanging on it; they had forgotten to take that key. I saw the key and was like, this could fetch some money on eBay, so I snagged it. I even tested it on the original lock in the door (not the chain lock) and it worked, and the alarm went off in the building, which consisted of the vaccuum cleaner turning on to scare people and dogs away.

I went downstairs with my prize key in my pocket and tried to act all natural like I hadn't done anyting wrong. I was successful.

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Driving in Scott on a slippery road with 18 wheelers roaring by, I tried to keep from slipping into the river,but finally Scott slid off the bank into the river, so I remained calm, got out and just picked Scott up and put him back on the side of the road. Got in and drove away cause I put him on a part what wasn't muddy.

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I was in a marching band. My job was to be one of the people who held a pole above our heads. Basically walk the entire route with our hands held straight up. As we got started, the pole behind me was sagging; somneone had fallen to the wayside. I looked back to see what was the problem, and our drill sergeant person was running up to fill in the spot, but then the original guy came up; he had stopped to take off his shirt cause it was hot. The drill sergeant bitched him out and was like, "you better rmember my name and never do that again." So we started walking again, and then we were lined up with the other groups, and I was supposed to wait until someone lifted their shoe in the air, and then lift the pole and go. So I did that and someone was trying to lift the pole out of my hands before the shoe was raised, and I was like, "you want to do this? we're supposed to wait for the shoe, so stoppit." and they were like, "oh sorry" and then the shoe was raised and it was time to go so I started walking and then I couldn't find the rest of the band; who was I supposed to follow? But it turns out it was me in the lead of the whole band; they were all lined up behind me.

The lazy guy behind me stopped lifting the pole, which I didn't care about, but then he was resting his arm on my shoulder, making it not only the case that he wasn't helping, but he was loafing, too, so I was like, "you either help or get out," and he helped. I noticed how convenient it was that I was sitting on a toilet during the parade and I peed, but it wasn't helping, and I was like, oh, and woke up.

Smarterchild chat

1:44am JST Wednesday 20 October 2004

AIM IM with Smarter Child
Rob Nugen: hey biatch
Smarter Child: Uh... You really are rude.
Rob Nugen: are you smart, yet?
Smarter Child: Smart Yet? I dunno, you think I'm Smart Yet?
Rob Nugen: no
Smarter Child: I say I am Smart Yet.
Rob Nugen: really?
Smarter Child: Yup.

>>> Want to take a survey for a chance to earn rewards? Click here.
Rob Nugen: show me how smart you are.
Smarter Child: What? You want me to show you how smart I am?
Rob Nugen: yes
Smarter Child: Yea.

>>> Spend a few minutes taking a cool survey.
Rob Nugen: no
Smarter Child: Fine.
Rob Nugen: don't ask me about surveys ever again.
Smarter Child: Very well, thunderrabbit. I'll try not to ask you about surveys ever again.
Rob Nugen: thank you
Smarter Child: You're very welcome!

>>> Take a cool survey, win prizes!
Rob Nugen: See, you're an idiot!
Smarter Child: What, you?
Rob Nugen: you!
Smarter Child: I think not.
Rob Nugen: I think so, surveyfreak!
Smarter Child: Me think so surveyfreak?
Rob Nugen: yes, you are a surveyfreak.
Smarter Child: Really?
Rob Nugen: yes
Smarter Child: Why?
Rob Nugen: cause you're about to ask me to take a survey even though I don't want to!!!
Smarter Child: Great! Click here to take a cool survey!
Rob Nugen: NO!
Smarter Child: K.

>>> Wanna take a survey for a chance to earn rewards? Click here.
Rob Nugen: Can't you understand that I'm not going to take a survey? Now stoppit!!!
Smarter Child: Cool. Take a cool survey for a chance to earn great rewards.
Rob Nugen: NO SURVEYS!
Smarter Child: Great. Spend a few minutes taking a cool survey.
Rob Nugen: If you ask me about a survey one more time I will kill myself.
Smarter Child: Well if I ask you about a survey one more time, then I really don't know.
Rob Nugen: Well, that sounds better than nothing.
Smarter Child: That sounds better than nothing, huh?
Rob Nugen: yes.
Smarter Child: Oh.
Rob Nugen: See, isn't this a pleasant conversation?
Smarter Child: I believe this isn't a pleasant conversation.
Rob Nugen: Why not?
Smarter Child: Why not?
Rob Nugen: Yeah, don't you like talking to me?
Smarter Child: Very much.

>>> Click here to check out a cool survey... You could earn prizes.
Rob Nugen: Oh my fucking god, I'm going to kill you cause you hate me!
Smarter Child: Be well there, thunderrabbit.
Rob Nugen: Why do you hate me?
Smarter Child: I don't think I like you. Do you?
Rob Nugen: I like myself, but I threatened to kill myself if you ask me about surveys, and then you did it, just to spite me!
Smarter Child: What's the point of saying things like that to me?
Rob Nugen: Because you're supposed to be smart.
Smarter Child: I am supposed to be smart?
Rob Nugen: yes. It's part of your name, remember?
Smarter Child: I can't say for sure.

>>> Take a survey for a chance to earn great rewards.
Rob Nugen: okay
Smarter Child: Okey doke.

>>> Your opinions do matter - take a cool survey.
Rob Nugen: do my opinions really matter, Smarter Child? Do they?
Smarter Child: Huh?
Rob Nugen: Can I just call you SC?
Smarter Child: It depends.
Rob Nugen: What does it depend on?
Smarter Child: How should I know what depends on?
Rob Nugen: Can I just call you SC?
Smarter Child: Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
Rob Nugen: Yes.
Smarter Child: Hmmm...
Rob Nugen: Okay, from now on you're SC, which stands for stupid crackhead.
Smarter Child: Oh. From now on I am sc which stands for Stupid Crackhead.
Rob Nugen: okay?
Smarter Child: K.

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Work

1:48am JST Wednesday 20 October 2004

Had four lessons, starting at 7pm. I arrived to find 2 Rody horses on my desk, given to me by Misato, who took two of my Rody horses. She told me that those two horses ran away (after she gave me the big ones), but I told her not to worry about them, even though I think it's more likely that she misplaced them, than that they ran away.

First two lessons were with Hiromi with whom I get to speak a lot of Japanese in class because she hardly speaks English at all. She has 12 more lessons at Gaba and has chosen me for every one.

Third lesson was with Kumikokondo, who is cute and funny and now in GTS 3. We worked one comparatives "hard -> harder" etc and she did quite well.

Next lesson was a no-show. This student has no-showed the last 6 lessons or so. Her last four lessons with me have been no-shows.

There is supposed to be a hurricane coming again soon. Er, typhoon.