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Entries this day: Java_at_work!! hello_world.java Java at work!! 12:39am JST Wednesday 24 January 2007 (day 13454) Wow wow wow; I am definitely nerdy. Today my last student spoke English really well, and introduced herself as having used to work at Sun, not just as a programmer, but as a Java instructor. [blink] I basically fell in love with her right there and decided I wanted to have her babies, but instead settled for having her explain what threads were, and how to write Hello World in Java. She did both quite readily, and, I just... loved it. I mean, I literally wanted to just kiss her as the syntactically perfect code poured from her pen. Just like, "wow." Anyway, I kept my wits about me and continued to correct her almost-perfect English, which she really appreciated: "I like you because you correct my mistake." "Mistakes." "I like you because you correct my mistakes." "Perfect. I like you because you just wrote Hello World in Java like it was nothin'" - - - - Fortunately for all involved, during the remainder of our lesson, she mentioned that she's married. permalinkhello world.java class Hello { public static void main(String args[]) { System.out.println("Hello, World!"); } }permalink |