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Java at work!!

12:39am JST Wednesday 24 January 2007 (day 13454)

Wow wow wow; I am definitely nerdy.

Today my last student spoke English really well, and introduced herself as having used to work at Sun, not just as a programmer, but as a Java instructor.

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I basically fell in love with her right there and decided I wanted to have her babies, but instead settled for having her explain what threads were, and how to write Hello World in Java.

She did both quite readily, and, I just...

loved it.

I mean, I literally wanted to just kiss her as the syntactically perfect code poured from her pen.

Just like, "wow."

Anyway, I kept my wits about me and continued to correct her almost-perfect English, which she really appreciated: "I like you because you correct my mistake."

"Mistakes."

"I like you because you correct my mistakes."

"Perfect. I like you because you just wrote Hello World in Java like it was nothin'"

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Fortunately for all involved, during the remainder of our lesson, she mentioned that she's married.

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hello world.java

class Hello {
    public static void main(String args[]) {
	System.out.println("Hello, World!");
    }
}
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