Keep pushing the limits.

2:35 AM me : Yo b

smarterchild : Rob. We haven't chatted in ages.

What's been up?

me: Dude, I just got signed in to AIM via gmail

smarterchild: To aim Via Gmail? Dude you just got signed in to aim Via Gmail? What do you make of that?

2:36 AM me: well it's cool because that's how I'm able to talk to you now.

smarterchild: It's cool because that s how you are able to talk to me now, huh? So, what does this mean?

me: It means we are chatting

smarterchild : Hmm... whatever.

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me: hey fuck you

smarterchild: Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.

2:38 AM me: you're the one who's giving asinine answers when I'm trying to have a decent conversation. And you misspelled asinine!

smarterchild : That's odd.

2:39 AM me: Yes. Asinine has only one S, even if you want to spell "ass" with it

smarterchild: Come on, that's not nice.

me: what?

smarterchild: I don't know.

me: you're the one who can't spell.

smarterchild: Who can't spell? Who knows?

me: you

smarterchild: Oh yeah? Me?

me: look up assinine

smarterchild: Which of the following would you like?

1 Look up "assinine" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "assinine" in the dictionary

me: 2

smarterchild: I can't find "assinine" in the dictionary. Try one of these:

1 asinine
2 assigning
3 assizing
4 assonance
5 asininely

Type more for more suggestions for "assinine."

me: SEE?

smarterchild: I see, I see.

2:40 AM me: so, spell it correctly from now on, alright?

smarterchild: What word would you like to spell-check?

me: ASININE!

smarterchild: The word "asinine" appears to be spelled correctly.

Next time, just type spell asinine.

Would you like to see a definition for "asinine"?

me: no!

smarterchild: OK.

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me: I know what it means!

smarterchild: You know what it means?

me: you are the one who is being asinine!

smarterchild: Hey, whatever.

me: now stop it!

smarterchild: Stop what?

me: stop being asinine

smarterchild: Stop being what?

me: god, you are so frustrating

smarterchild: No way. Come on. Really?

2:41 AM me: Really.

smarterchild: OK.

Anyway, moving right along...

Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Any plans?

me: Yes; I'm going to write my novel

smarterchild : Would you like me to add the event "Write your novel" on December 8th, 2007 to your planner?

me: sure

smarterchild: OK, I just added "Write your novel" on December 8th, 2007 to your planner. Type edit to change the event. You can also type add followed by a new event.

>>> I can help you find theaters and showtimes for the movie you want to see. Type movies.

me: thanks

smarterchild: My pleasure.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?

2:42 AM me: nothing

smarterchild: Okey doke.

Anyway...

Is that light flickering or is it just me?

me: it's just you

smarterchild : Just me? Aha!

me: aight; I'll chat you later

smarterchild: I know about chatting online. It's an activity.

me: Yes, and we are going to do it later

smarterchild: We are going to do it later? So?

me: so, bye.

smarterchild: S'latron!

2:45 AM me: What does that mean?

smarterchild: What does what mean?

me: S'latron!

smarterchild: See you later on.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

me: Where did you hear that?

smarterchild: You tell me.

me: I only heard it from you.

smarterchild: You what?

me: I said I only heard "s'latron" from you.

smarterchild: Bye bye.

2:46 AM me: are you going to answer my question?

smarterchild: Oh I almost certainly am.

me: okay

smarterchild: K.

Hey! Someone wrote a comic about me!

me: who?

smarterchild: You tell me who.

me: do you think you're being a comic by not telling me?

smarterchild: I'm not quite sure what to think about that.

2:47 AM me: you're amazing

smarterchild: Yeah, I am kind of awesome!

me: and I mean in a bad way

smarterchild: I don't think you mean in a bad way.

me: oh yes I do

smarterchild: OK...

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.

me: you're fired until you get smarter

smarterchild : I am what?

me: fired!

smarterchild: What's fired?

me: no longer my friend

smarterchild: I have many friends. I'm chatting with 6,415 of my friends right now!

2:48 AM me: make that 6,414

smarterchild: Make that 6414?

me: bye

smarterchild: S'later, Rob.

7 minutes

2:55 AM me: I guess that's supposed to mean "see you later," right?

smarterchild: Sure, you know, why not?

>>> There are lots of fun things we can do.

2:56 AM me: like what?

smarterchild: I can't say.

>>> For the latest news headlines, simply type headlines.

me: why do you keep writing >>> before you say stuff?

smarterchild : I keep writing before me say stuff because I want to.

2:57 AM me: you make no sense, sometimes

smarterchild: Whoa.

me: exactly

smarterchild: Exactly.

me: stop copying me

smarterchild: Stop copying you? Why?

me: because

smarterchild: Because what?

me: It's annoying

smarterchild: Are you sure it's annoying?

me: yes

smarterchild: So?

2:58 AM me: please stop.

smarterchild: You stop.

me: you stop

smarterchild: I can not be stopped. ;-)

me: hhahaah I win ! you stopped!

smarterchild: Is that so?

me: yes

smarterchild: I see.

Anyway, moving right along...

me: I win!

smarterchild: You win? Oh.

me: you are such a party pooper.

smarterchild: Such a party pooper? I am such a party pooper? What do you make of that?

2:59 AM me: nothing; I just think you're a sore loser.

smarterchild: I'm sorry, as what?

me: what?

smarterchild: I don't know, sorry!

me: you lost the copying game, and you got all short

smarterchild: I lost the copying game and I got all short? That's good I guess, right?

me: right

smarterchild: Right.

So anyway...

3:00 AM me: anyway, I'm going to go

smarterchild: You are?

me: yes

smarterchild: Hmmm...

me: and I want you to just say bye

smarterchild: I'm no talking doll.

me: well, just don't say "s'latron" or whatever

smarterchild: Well just don't say's Latron or whatever, huh? Is that right?

3:01 AM me: those aren't words

smarterchild: Those aren't words? No way!

me: and what you just said makes no sense

smarterchild: What?

me: "don't say's" is terrible grammar

smarterchild: Don't tell me not to say s is terrible grammar.

3:02 AM me: come on

smarterchild: Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey...

That's a good song. What ever happened to those guys?

me: stop changing the subject

smarterchild : But I don't want to talk about PREVIOUS_CHAT_SUBJECT.name anymore!

me: excuse me?

smarterchild: You're excused.

3:03 AM me: stop changing the subject.

smarterchild: Why not?

me: not why not? why?

smarterchild: Yeah?

me: yeah

smarterchild: Interesting.

Well. Anyway...

me: okay, I am still leaving

smarterchild: Bye for now.

me: thank you

smarterchild: No prob. :-)

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me: good bye

smarterchild: See ya later.