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Entries this day: dream-bankers-on-a-plane dream-bottle-shop hootsuite-fails-to-test-mass-email dream bankers on a plane ##07:05 Friday 22 June 2012 _The bankers from the Lehman Brothers movie I watched last night were all put onto a plane and given neckties for their meeting, but as it came time to land people noticed the neckties were too small and wondered what they were for. I noticed the plane was heading straight for a wall and realized they were safety harnesses and those people who knew how to use them could survive the impact of the wall and the plane. The impact seemed imminent, but the plane slowed down due to mud on the runway and stopped short of the wall, and we all got out, but were surrounded by exo-political military forces because we had landed on an airstrip normally reserved for alien craft which could land vertically and didn't mind having a wall in the middle of the runway. They all had guns so we explained that we were from earth, and they were like, "we know who you are, now get out of here and take your plane with you," but no one knew how to fly the plane as the pilots had jumped out before the landing._ permalinkdream bottle shop ##06:57 Friday 22 June 2012 _Walking by Traci's bottle shop, which is closed on Sundays, I saw a kid go into the shop. I knew he wasn't going to hurt anything, but just needed aplace to sleep, but I wanted tomake sure so I went in after him._ _He had set up a barrier of bottles as alarms so that people couldn't get to where he was without the bottles banging together to alert him. He had his body outlines with bottles and was sleeping ther. We came in aand he woke up, and I showed him peace sign with two fingrs to tell him not to worry. He was worried though and tried to leave or explain why we should leave him alone._ _Some guys in a car outside were arguing, and a guy came in to ask if we could help. I was like well, not really, and oone of the guys in the car shot another guy in the car, killing him. The guy who had come in was interested in a large machine in the shop, which could monitor nuclear missles around the world and other information that he wanted to monitor. I said he can use the machine, but he was like, "I'm going to take the machine," and I go, you mean and bring it back? and he was like no, and that's when the guy shot the other guy in the car as if to show they were serious business._ permalinkhootsuite fails to test mass email ##11:13 Friday 22 June 2012 HELLO FNAME permalinkprev day next day |