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dream end of the world

##07:57 Sunday 02 December 2012

_In a large group of people in different buildings, I was flirting with a cute girl who looked liked she may be from India or Sri Lanka.   She had two friends, one of whom looked distinctly American, and I was flirting with her more.  The first girl noticed and blew me off in stride, and the second girl said to her girlfriend "I think he likes me" as she went out somewhere. _

_I looked out the window as people started to gasp and point.  It looked like Niburu had arrived, though was moving rather slowly and perhaps narrowly missed the earth as it looked like it descended beyond the horizon.  I saw it hit the earth in a slow inexorable crash and it looked like one of the suns from a physics simulation I have on my phone.  It hit the planet on the other side of the horizon from my point of view, and there was a woman sitting on the chair looking a bit forlorn at the upcoming end of the world, and I said, "stand up" to her, but she didn't move, kinda of like, "why should I stand up if the world is ending soon" mixed with "who are you to take my seat?"  I yelled at her again until it was like "Stand UP and Look out the WINDOW!" as the object hit Earth (it was moving relatively slowly)  and the plume of smoke became visible from over the horizon and then the outward bound debris cloud creating more debris as everything collapsed in its path. _

_People were screaming in the building and running like 右往左往 having no idea what to do.  I sat down on the floor and watched, keeping my back straight and eyes open, ready for the ride._

_The smoke cloud came closer and went out of sight as it went under our building, and I could feel our building moving, perhaps lifting, then spinning a bit.  It felt good to enjoy the last few moments of life in such a tangible way.  Then it was all over._

the dream, that is haha

dream helped batman

##08:16 Sunday 02 December 2012

_The Joker tossed the head of her husband through the window.  She looked in horror as it spoke to her, like, "surprise!!" and I saw attached a canister with poison gas spewing out;  she got covered in gas and her head popped off and her face sunk into a spherical glass shell the size of her skull and rolled back toward The Joker; her head had become a bomb for his next target.  I escaped the gas by flying out of the room at great speed and relatively good flying control.  _

_Searching for Batman, I found him flying over the city, and caught up to him by flying a great arc past his position, and said his name quietly as I went by.  He turned to follow me, and we landed together along with Batgirl and all got into an extremely thin elevator.   Standing side by side with our backs against the wall, we had to hold the rickety door closed for there to be enough space as it squeezed up through the walls into a warehouse in which Batman had his latest car._

_He explained that this car couldn't fly, but that it could crash through anything and remain unscathed, which he proved by driving through a display of bananas on some boxes set up in the warehouse by his crew.   He told me I needed to drive, so I hopped into the car (a convertible) and drove into the super market where The Joker was planning to attack next.   I learned to steer and control the acceleration with the yoke in front of me, as I weaved in and out of crowds in the super market.  In desperation to not squish a shopper, I found I could make the car fly a bit as I jumped over her like a BMX bunny hop, but with the latest Batmobile._

_I made a few circuits of the store and then I saw some nefarious looking fellows doing nefarious looking activity in their black leather jackets and knew they had to be the bad guys, especially as one tried to hook the car and tie it to an industrial sized shelf._

_I escaped the hook with some tricky maneuvers, and started to try stomping them with the car, but wasn't quite successful as I didn't have good enough control (due to dream inertia) and didn't catch them before I woke up._